"I can't wait to watch the Wills and Kate wedding on TV this Friday!!" I told Mr. B. excitedly.
"And why would that be on any interest to you?" he answered.
"Because it's cool. I love the royalty. And also their famous wave!"
"You know, where the royalties wave to people like they were screwing bulbs." I said.
"They invented that to conserve energy, otherwise waving for a long time would hurt their wrists if they do it madly like they are leaving on a ship."
"Oh I see!"
"Did you wave like that to your fans when you were in Europe?"
"No. I just flap my paws up and down in excitement!"
"It's time to learn."